And one day... the day it finally happens... everything changes for the president.
The Big Beautiful Clot™ is the hottest new wellness trend sweeping absolutely nobody’s doctor’s office. Why let the president’s blood flow freely when suspense can build toward the day it finally happens?
Historians. Scientists. That one guy on the internet.
All warned the president about the day it finally happens.
Experts agree: the president should have seen this coming.
Day 1: “The president feels fine.”
Day 30: “The president is still probably fine.”
Day 300: “The president is… considering options.”
The Day It Finally Happens: The president did not expect this.
“We kept warning the president about the day it finally happens…”
– Definitely Not a Doctor
“The president thought there was more time.”
– Anonymous Insider
Let’s find out before the day it finally happens: