Recommended daily intake: theoretical.
Fluids logged today: 0
Awaiting first sip. As always.
Select what you are calling “water” today:
No sample submitted.
| Time | Intake | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 06:40 | — | Considered it |
| 09:15 | 1 sip | Coffee. Counts, per us. |
| 12:30 | — | Meeting ran long |
| 16:00 | ½ can | Diet. Basically water. |
| 21:45 | — | Too late now |
Ledger maintained by Clotty. Accuracy is not among Clotty’s goals.
Questionable
Last confirmed sip: unknown. Possibly Tuesday. Possibly a rumor.
Does coffee count?
Yes. So does thinking about coffee.
How much water should the president drink?
An amount. We are not going to be more specific than that.
What happens if I don’t hydrate?
See: the rest of this website.