🚨 EXECUTIVE ALERT: THE DAY IT FINALLY HAPPENS 🚨

An Ominous Sense of Timing

A feeling that something is about to happen. It is.

Official Position

An ominous sense of timing is not a medical symptom. It is situational awareness, and frankly everyone should have more of it.

Status: aware, ominously

Countdown to the Day It Finally Happens

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Timer is calibrating. It has been calibrating for some time.

Timing Confidence Meter

How strongly do you feel that it is today?

70%: a normal, healthy amount of dread.

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