Clot Readiness Level: 72%
Hydration Status: Questionable
Step Count Today: 143
Snack Density Index: HIGH
Medical Advice Ignored: Multiple Instances
Status: Elevated Concern
Below 40%: deploy Clotty.
40–80%: nominal. Ignore.
Above 80%: also ignore, but faster.
Recalculate as often as you need to feel something.