🚨 EXECUTIVE ALERT: THE DAY IT FINALLY HAPPENS 🚨

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Status: permanently on hold

Our on-call physician reviewed the case and left a note:

“I told him. Repeatedly. Please see the dashboard field labeled ‘Medical Advice Ignored: Multiple Instances.’”
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