Shortness of breath has been reclassified as breath efficiency. The president is simply declining to waste air on a situation that has not earned it.
Status: efficient
Breaths remaining in today’s allocation: 1200
Budget on track.
Consider a physician if the shortness of breath comes with chest pain, a bluish tint, or a sudden clarity about your life choices. Then ignore the physician, per policy.
Consult a Physician